A Pirate Looks at 40 4. A Thousand Steps to Nowhere. Ain't He A Genius. A Sailor's Christmas 8.
A Thousand Steps to Nowhere. Either way it worked out fine Because you're an asshole tonight Yes you're an A S S H O L E And don't you try to blame it on me You deserve all the credit You're an asshole tonight You were an asshole yesterday You're an asshole tonight And I've got a feelin' You'll be an asshole the rest of your life And I was talkin' to your mother Just the other night I told her I thought you were an asshole She said, "Yes, I think you're right" And all your friends are assholes Because you've known them your whole life And somebody told me You've got an asshole for a wife Were you born an asshole? He might have recorded it but he was not the original artist. That's about all I know. Also have the chord structure E,A,D and lyrics for the song. Jimmy Buffett — The Asshole Song.